hey baby are you into
broke unstable losers
(Source: annoyedteengirl, via alongcameatom)
i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple attractive boys to constantly give me attention
Break an expensive vase
kiss kiss fall in love
(via do-you-have-a-flag)
i have more followers than my high school has students. i could make a text post saying nothing but “hot gay throbbing cocks” and reach a wider audience than my principal does when he gets on the P.A. system
i was really high when i made this post and im still not sure what i was trying to say but it was definitely not this
(via rosesollux)
remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour
(via emmablowguns)